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Smornge

1. (verb) To smash an orange in, on or around anyone or anything.

2.(verb) The act of smashing an orange.

3.(noun) A word that ryhmes with orange.
The bus-driver would not stop yapping so little Timmy opened his lunch bag and pulled out an orange which he used to smornge her in the face!
by @Console_Harmony March 29, 2020
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Scorno

Scorno is the contraction of the words "scary" and "porno". It defines a horror movie containing many sex scenes.
Damn dude, did you watch Friday the 13th? That movie's a damn scorno!
by BeRoleech October 27, 2011
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Sporno

'Where sport and porn meet and produce a huge money shot'

Coined by British writer Mark Simpson - who also coined the term 'metrosexual' - in OUT magazine in 2006.

Used to describe the phenomenon of professional male athletes such as David Beckham, Freddie Ljunberg and various naked rugby players, posing naked - or almost naked - and oiled up in homoerotic poses on the side of buses to sell men's briefs and nudie male calendars.

http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/

Also used to describe inadvertently, sometimes comically pornographic-seeming snaps of sporting action - usually male team sports where one player appears to be mounting another or giving a blow job.
'Almost everywhere you look, sports, advertising and fashion seem to have jumped into bed to produce a spornographic money shot. Sports stars have become sporno stars. How did this happen? What does it mean? And where can I get hold of a pair of those pants?'

- Mark Simpson, 'The London Times', July 2008

http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2008/07/30/from-sportsmen-to-sporno-stars/
by footballcrazy April 12, 2009
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Stern Hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.
"Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion"
by ElliotLead December 9, 2008
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stern high sign

Variant of the high sign given in especially disorderly situations. The stern high sign is delivered when a normal high sign would be insufficient to call the class to attention. The stern high sign is characterized by a menacing, aggressive tone, and is often accompanied by a domineering, even frenzied, staredown.
Profe.- "The natives must be restless today. Lupe Wawack, please give us the stern high sign."

Lupe- "Silencio clase! Levanten las manos! La clase de Español empieza! Las bocas estan cerradas! Bájense las manos!"

Profe.- "Gracias. Uno, dos, tres, minidiálogo."
by TheDudes44107 June 22, 2008
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Stornoway

Pretty shit island tbh u have like the bible shaggers going bout staring you down and then u have the weirdos that cut there hair rly short and listen to bts, you have the ones that hang around smoking, tanning bottles a bucky and doing buckets, wearing their matching trackies and there air max’s most likely in there usual spots,
•outside co-op
•bridge center
•cearns (obvs)

•outside Ann lanntair

the grounds

And tbh a few other places lol. Then there’s the skets and tbh there pretty bad bc mos of them are like 15 ish and they have done so much lol and the fuckboys are always feeling them up and that it’s sad tbh. The boys just hang around on bikes and the girls just sit about in Starbucks and that. Everyone does that Sarahah shite which is so annoying, they all wait for the fair or hebcelt so that they can get fucked and end up taking Eccies, you will get ripped off if u buy anything from a dealer unless your sound with them,

In all it’s just junkie paradise x
Guy 1: Got some lines when I was up in Stornoway

Guy 2: wtf this is flour
by Bridgecenterfan July 12, 2018
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sorny

sorny stands for sad and horny
you: I’m feeling sorny today
them: me too it sucks
by virxtuaI March 2, 2022
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