Staunton, Virginia

A town that no one is able to pronounce the name of, unless they live there.
People of the world wide web,
it is pronounced Stanton. Ignore the u. Silent u.
That is all.

1. Downtown Staunton, Virginia is an allright place.

by Paula Lupay December 17, 2010

Staunch Ballbag

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.

"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"

by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

STFUB

STUB means "Shut The Fuck Up Bitch"

"Hey, STFUB"

by DeadXYZ June 7, 2016

Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg August 7, 2011

team stfu

A Sheffield Lake based paintball/beerpong team formed in 2006, comprised of 4 indivduals called Team S.T.F.U.“™” There is also the girl groupie section called S.S.“™” also comprised of 4 people formed in 2007

Wow those guys on Team STFU own at beerpong!!

by STFUB April 22, 2008

Staunch

(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.

Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”

by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019

STFU NOOB

A term used by experienced gamers to tell the noobs to stop whining about being killed or losing.

(In a CoD4 game, the marines win with pure skill)
OpFor: The marines are a bunch of hacking noobs
Marines: STFU NOOB!

by VMP94 May 24, 2010