Stabmonton

An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.

"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.

by Stabber Delatour April 4, 2009

Stab-worthy

One of the many brilliant words to come out of Seinfeld. Anyone who can be loved (or hated) enough as to be impaled by a sharp object.

Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.

by f1fan October 4, 2009

Staba Ana

Perjorative term for the city of Santa Ana, California, due to a reputation for being a haven for crime, gang injunctions, and homicides.

Why did the roads suddenly get so bad? Oh, we must be in Staba Ana.

by traderjosh December 13, 2010

stabilise

To troll in such a way that you would give up your own gaming experience in order to destroy it for someone else.

'Wow,man, you really gonna stabilise my game right now'

by One#2 December 5, 2016

Stab in the dark

Basically means taking a complete guess at something.

Take a stab in the dark as to what the answer to this Physics question.

by History! December 11, 2016

Stabcident

An incident where someone is stabbed.

Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

Stable genius 2.0

Doctor Dumbfucks first born son.
The adderol chopped scion of trumpland.

Is Don Jr really the smart brother?

Yeah, he's stable genius 2.0

by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021