stash

Someone that you're involved with that you have no intention of introducing to your friends or family.

I am his stash.

by Reversebatmam August 26, 2017

keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.

Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.

by veritone January 16, 2009

stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010

STASAP

Sooner Than As Soon As Possible.(Sooner Than ASAP)

I wish you could come here STASAP!

by mimih February 18, 2007

Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

by bodythunder December 14, 2008

bernie sanders dank meme stash

When you "Feel the Bern" and want to support Bernie Sanders through memes and political cartoons/short videos. Started as a facebook page. Ususally these are comparioson to Bernie being the better choice over Hillary Clinton or Trump. Also home to other political memes, like Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Abriviated as BSDMS and not to be confused with BDSM

-Hey man, where can I find the meme that shows Bernie stances vs. Hillary.

-Go to the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash.
-Oh those are funny. Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer...Thanks BSDMS

by Film Time August 21, 2016

Stash

A collection of ideas on Deepstash.

My stash on dogecoin & cryptocurrency is 💯

by Treasure Seeker May 13, 2021