sprinkle monster

a sprinkle monster is an individual who injects an acid (lsd)-like substance into the childrens candy, formally known as sprinkles, typically used to add color, and festivity to ice cream. once the drug is injected into the sprinkles, the "sprinkle monster" will then run into the middle of a room, particularly a college class room, and throw the sprinkles in the air for everyone to enjoy.

Corrine : God I can't wait to see Parker today. He's the best sprinkle monster I have.

sprinkle monster by Ew that guy smells like Poo April 25, 2011

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sprinkle the orchestra

To buy a round of drinks for everyone at the bar.

Barkeep: I'll have another and would you sprinkle the orchestra!

sprinkle the orchestra by KBSKRI January 18, 2008

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Sprinkle the Pudding

What they did in 2 girls, 1 cup.

Man 1: Dude, did you see what they did in 2 girls, 1 cup?!?!
Man 2: Yeah dude, I totally saw them sprinkle the pudding!

Sprinkle the Pudding by William429 March 2, 2011

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Sprinkle rod

The act of taking a needle or sharp object and repetitively stabbing your penis, And then urinate, causing a sprinkler effect. Good for outdoor summer days!

Man, it was hot out yesterday, Good thing i created a sprinkle rod!

Sprinkle rod by DarknessFallz May 16, 2009