The Sox

Used by true New Englanders who are totally and completely devoted to their team,The Red Sox. The Red Sox are and always will be the classic Sox.

The Sox are gonna beat the Yankees tonight.

Hopefully the Sox will put a wicked good pither in like Schilling.

You know Crisp on The Sox he's a wicked fast runna.

by really? October 7, 2007

Red Sox Fans

Red Sox fans are the most pathetic, whiny, and horrible pieces of shit on the planet Earth. You assholes finally got your World Series, AND YOU ARE STILL WHINY!!! YOU CUNTS CAN NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN! These cum guzzling gutter sluts probably don't realize they have become exactly what they hate!! They ARE the Yankees now! They think the world revolves around their team and the team is God's gift to their lives. They buy every single big name free agent (Ramirez, Schilling, Beckett, Pedro, etc.), and they are hypochondriacs on the highest level, and are twice as cocky and arrogant as Yankee fans. At least Yankee fans don't make death threats to someone who wears a Sox jersey on the streets of Manhattan. Shit man, the Cubs and White Sox waited longer than you assholes. The White Sox deserved to win last year. The Cubs deserve it more because they are at least pleasant to be around. Babe, Bucky, Buckner, Boone. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE RUINED YOUR LIVES PSYCHOS!!! And you wonder why Buckner stiffed you assholes at the ring ceremony. You can have that fat fuck (Ortiz), you can have shitlocks (Manny), you can have the Bush loving redneck asshole (Schilling), you can have Varidickless, and you can have Papelshit. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP THREATNING ME AND MY FAMILY for rooting for the Yankees you pieces of shit. That's it, That's my statement!!!!

Aaron Boone. Game 7. Walk-off home run. Greatest moment in baseball history. FOX shows Pedro, Nixon, and Red Sox fans in Yankee Stadium crying. 'Nuff said.

by MTS July 15, 2006

Boston Red Sox

only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.

The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.

by Brian Jaz August 29, 2005

Chicago White Sox

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.

J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"

by Pud June 27, 2005

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.

SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.

by flatster October 24, 2006

red sox

socks that can be bought in Duane reade for 2 dollars. They are red and they are socks. Go figure.

I want to buy a pair of red sox

by Tazarus June 21, 2005

Boston Red Sox

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.

I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice

by baseball guru April 12, 2006