haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
by hairy beedle October 13, 2009
This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
by BiggerAnyway March 08, 2018
Apparently this guy has a massive bunda like Thomas Aston's. He is a sexy beast when he walks down too skool and the year 7's are into this guy as well. He attracts all the kids who go to primary as well. This guy is a living legend with a massssssiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee bum
have you heard of Abdi the somalian's bunda recently it has been trending on twitter. What a sexy beast
by Mulayam Singh October 27, 2020
by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024
A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it
Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
by poocheesie March 27, 2024
When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
by ArtsyLocus January 11, 2018