adam snapple

Jizz; referring to the juice of an Adam (man)

Sherri loves to drink adam snapple.

by cjsnickers April 24, 2009

apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..

hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

snapple berry

when ur ho gives u trouble and u run her over

pimp-bitch u best not back talk . ho-fuck u dick wad . pimp-thats it bitch im gonna snapple berry u . ho- y the fuck u run me over. pimp- just cuz bitch.

by abrand August 06, 2009

snapple-fuck

a fuck who fiends off of other people's juuls/anything

"Reed you snapple-fuck, you schmacked my only pod"

by jordy shit September 10, 2018

Snapple Girl

The girl(s) in high school who willingly had sex with the guy who fills the vending machines.

"Hey, Snapple Girl, how old was he again? Forty? Ewwww hahaha!"

"I heard you guys did it on Halloween. Did you dress up as candy bars??"

by mr_roflcopter April 09, 2010

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 24, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 05, 2009