smere

1)To smoke pot or be high, especially in Marin or Berkeley.

2)Another name for Cannabis.

3)An insult related to a womans vaginal testing.

See:smear

1)Man that Afghani turtle had us all smered on Bastille day.

2)Lets go to the headlands and get smered.

3)Persian people are spoiled brat smeres.

4)Mike and Dwight smoke smere in el smere daily.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

smerry

It is a poisonous gas. It is produced when Ahkkeil exhales

Oh no it's smerry gas!!

by Julian Von smell November 19, 2013

smerkumcision

the act of smerk cumming on a female's face, then telling her to "wipe that SMERK off her face"

bro, did you hear what smerk did? he performed a smerkumcision on that chick he met last night!

he totally smerkumcised that girl from the club last night.

by mrsmerk August 24, 2011

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

smerge

(verb) to smoke marijuana.

Are you tryna' smerge?

by repthe610 November 25, 2010

smerm

smurf+sperm=smerm

Papa Smurf was really going at it and got smerm on the ceiling

by smermette June 22, 2010

smerrick

the result of making out with a boy who has extreme stubble, or having your face shoved in a rug.

Whoa! Look at Alex's chin, she has got the worst smerrick.

by rolfmeier November 10, 2010