Leap Smear

When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie

Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl

by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020

smear

to talk shit about someone

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just smearing his co-worker!

by it is not your business July 23, 2019

shit smear

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.

The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.

by nap July 29, 2004

smear factor

You know, when your wiping "down there" and know matter how many times you wipe it comes up just like the first wipe, shity.

Toilet paper companys love it when Bob's smear factor is HIGH, he goes through a hole roll sometimes.

by craig john December 6, 2006

smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.

erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....

by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011

seadonkey

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

by spc diggins October 30, 2007

Seadderall

A mocking reference to the Seattle Seahawks, the team in the NFL with the most suspensions for performance-enhancing drugs in recent years. Also the team name of a very dominant, legendary Seattle area Fantasy Football player.

Q: “Who’s going to win the Super Bowl this year?”
A: “Seadderall, no doubt.”

by LOLCat November 11, 2013