Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017

Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thrusted by her partner who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.

Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.

by dylandalton April 20, 2015

adam smasher

Hottest guy in the world. Managed to smash david hard, almost to the point where the universe deconstructed. Don't mess with adam smasher, he'll smash you. Rebecca approved

Person 1: "what do you do when you're bored?
Person 2: "adam smasher."

Person 1: "absolutely hot."

by adamsmasher69 December 13, 2022

Ass Smasher

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities.

Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher.

by Slobo March 12, 2008

Bowl Smasher

A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.

Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday

Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher

by Lutzie January 31, 2010

Truth smasher

simply put someone who smashes the truth; telling bold faced lies trouncing the obviously known truth; making things up and sticking by your stance even when proven facts say otherwise - the use of the word truth smasher is accompanied with a hard pound of one fist into the open palm of the other hand which in effect smashes the truth

Other forms of the word include "smashing the truth" or "truth smashing"

Jessica sees Bob talking to another girl. The next day Jessica brings this up and Bob denies it, in anguish and disgust Jessica blurts out, "Bob you are a truth smasher!"

Mike says the Patriots won the 2011-2012 Super Bowl. Jim replies, "No the Giants won you are just being a truth smasher!" or "stop this nonsense now you're smashing the truth."

by TK105 August 25, 2012

Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016