slipknot

a band that takes 9 people to make the same sound a retard in a kitchen could make

Maggot/Faggot : dood i luv slipknot dere so brootal!

by Smoke99blunts February 23, 2008

Slipknot

A group of angry masked men standing around... in masks.

Wow. Look. It's Slipknot... look how masky they are.

by Robert Goodberry May 6, 2005

slipknot

1band that is mainly preffered by people who
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.

2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.

slipknot is only good when your mad, otherwise it just makes you mad

by oi July 24, 2003

slipknot

A crappy poser-metal band that gives stupid people something to jump up and down to, and gives fat, greasy-haired, "non-conformist" kids something to listen to while they pretend to have their own thought process.

It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.

They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.

One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.

If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.

Listen to Tool.

Slipknot Steve: Slipknot rox, if u don liek dem u r a fag

Me: ...k.

Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?

Me: No, actually.

Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.

Me: *plays a Tool song*

Slipknot Steve: *explodes*

by And NO I DON'T LIKE SLAYER. September 9, 2008

Slipknot Fan

a slipknot fan is a fan of a famous and not mainstream nu metal band composed of nine (sic) mothafuckers from iowa, someone who has an impcible taste in music , a better human being then the last to people with definitions , someone who doesnt give a shit wat u think , also known as a maggot to explain that ill take a quote from slipknot-metal.com "Joey often uses the phrase 'maggot' to call his band mates. The word was then used by Slipknot's fans as a way of referring to each other. It basically means that the fans feed off their music". Its not a demeaning label like most people think it is.

EX:(if u r a slipknot fan u live by this)
"fuck it all,fuck this world
,fuck everything you stand for
,dont belong , dont exist, dont give a shit,
dont ever judge me" that is a slipkot fan
stay (sic) fuckers thats not an insult

by 555maggot666 September 1, 2006

slipknot

A black hole of talent.

Slipknot are teh suck.

by jesus w. bush November 24, 2004

slipknot

if you ever get angry or feel angry listen to them, it's great for catharcism

slipknot rule nuff said

by BlankGirl December 26, 2004