skomph

(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.

Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.

by Silky-M June 3, 2011

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Skrimplin

a word that can be used to replace, literally, any noun or adjective and can also be used to describe the little fatty tale end of a chicken butt.

A: "You've left some skripmlins in the toilet." B: "That fool is straight skrimplin." C: "We are having boiled chicken skrimplins for dinner." D: "Merry Skrimplins and a happy Skrimplins!"

by Dr. Skrimplins August 27, 2012

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skremp

Skremp is the collection of bodily fluids.

Including, but not limited to, blood, pus, tears, snot, spit, bile, vomit, urine, flem, diarrhea and other bodily goo's. Heated in a large cauldron. Primarily used for being thrown into the faces of their enemies.

Popularized by the motorcycle gang the' Rough Tumblers' not to be confused with the 'Tough Rumblers'.

It was Kyle's turn to stir the skremp pot today to make sure that it stayed in liquid form, for use in throwing into the eyes of our enemies

by Wolfmelon January 30, 2018

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