shitbaby

When the volume of shit is so tremendous, your butt experiences labor pains. Men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they poop like norse gods.

UUUH---UUUUUNNNGH!!!! Goddamn motherfucker, I just done given birth to a shitbaby! It's a sinking, stinking brown boy! Time to go for a swim thar, junior!

by Yabigdumi May 18, 2006

shitbacca

(1)A combination of shit and chewbacca of star wars. (2)Smells really bad.(3)A derogatory name.

Man that bag smeels like a shitbacca lives in there

by Ninja_Zim April 8, 2008

Shitbag McGee

Noun: A person that tends to get obliterated (drunk) on any trip they take. Especially if they do not have to operate a motor vehicle. And especially on an Amtrak trip.

Hey, where's Shitbag McGee? HA! He's still on the train barfing from all the joy juice between Tampa and Jacksonville.

by tdp411 December 18, 2010

Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021

shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Shitblox

The actual name for that chicken shit game for 8 year olds called Roblox

Friend: Hey wanna play Roblox with me?
Me: WTAF NO I DON'T PLAY SHITBLOX LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!
Friend: Oh.

by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 27, 2021

shitbag

a derogatory term used to express disgust with untrustworthy or shallow individuals.

1) one who is full of shit, a liar.
2) one who says or promises something but will then back out (shit out)
3) one who drops their morals for the sake of convenience or to avoid a confrontation
4) (occasionally), a gobsite

I wouldn't count on any of them, they're all shitbags.

by bitplane April 20, 2004