SILF or SILFing. Self Inflicted Laughing Fit.
A SILF occurs when you do or think about something that amuses you so much you have a laughing fit. You might send a text to a friend that makes you collapse on the floor with laughter.
A SILF occurs when you do or think about something that amuses you so much you have a laughing fit. You might send a text to a friend that makes you collapse on the floor with laughter.
"I just handed out brochures whilst doing the chicken or beef dance to the theme tune of Air Crash Investigators. hahaha tears! I just SILFed myself!"
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Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.
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Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.
by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009
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"Don't look, honey, but I'll be gosh-darned if the odd looking fellow behind us in the Chevy isn't Silfening himself."
by Lt. Grover February 28, 2009
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