Sharted

Farting, and poop comes out a little bit

Aubri had to fart, but when she let it out she sharted.

by Milani Diaz October 15, 2019

sharted

What Nessa did all over Josh´s face
-Larray

"Nessa sharted all over Josh´s face"

by PotatoesAreNiche August 16, 2021

Red shnarteez

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 23, 2021

i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022

Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.

My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.

by Silverback757 October 21, 2011

Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.

I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!

by Tracyusa August 18, 2010