Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

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shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

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Shuffle Shitlist

(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.

Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.

by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009

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Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

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shittest cunt

the shittest of all cunts

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

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little shitties

very small, narrow, unusually thin feces, secreted either from human or animal.

Dude, I took a box of dulcolax last night and have had the little shitties now for three days.

Herb, I'm tired of cleaning up the cats little shitties every week, let's get rid of it already.

by KellieV123 October 18, 2007

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