Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? March 03, 2012

Shattered Earth

An MMORPG currently in it's Alpha stages developed by Armageddon Games, also referred to as AGN. The official website is www.shatteredearth.net ...

Shattered Earth is currently in Alpha Stages, but it is open testing.

by KJAZZ April 28, 2004

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013

im shattered

Fucking tired

Adam:I didn’t sleep last night,Im shattered

by Dink__11 October 23, 2020

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda October 25, 2015

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 27, 2022

Belly Shatter

ruining someones hopes and dreams with a single action/sentence/word.

Person A: "Yo I can't wait to go buy a new pair of limited yeezy's today"
Person B: "Bro they all sold out 10 minutes ago"
Person A: "I can't believe you just belly shattered me like that"

by elleihcim September 12, 2018