My Size

A girl that meets all the right criteria. Basically your type of girl, as in she ticks all the right boxes.

So in essence she is fit for you, or your size.

Usually used when trying to catch a girl's attention, best used by shouting at them, to get full effect.

Made famous in the film Kidulthood by Jay (played by Adam Deacon)

"E-YO MY SIZE!!! MY SIZE!!!" shouting at a female

by ldndon March 23, 2008

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011

Rainbow six seige

The game with logic that makes sense but doesnt make sense at all because the hitboxes are more broken then your moms back when you step on the crack

Hey dude Rainbow six seige is awsome watch me headshot this ash wait never fucking mind cause ash is a bitch ass quere whore

by Sugmavagdaddy July 30, 2019

Size Queen

A person who will only accept larger than average penises in sexual partners.

"Damn Sammy, 12 inches? You're such a size queen!"

by bunni.bitch.tits October 22, 2018

little seizures

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015

Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

Size Queen Diva

A women who likes, wants and prefers big dicks and will not accept anything less in her sex life.

Only a Size Queen Diva can turn down a hot guy because he wasn't big enough.

by #SizeQueenDiva September 10, 2018