Seafood Boil 

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

Seafood Boil by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024

Seafood Boil 

Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

Seafood Boil by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024

Seafood Hustle 

The hustle performed by Arya Stark as she sold oysters, clams, and cockles.

Arya Stark did the seafood hustle. "Oysters, clams, and cockles!" she called.

Seafood Hustle by dancingmonkey1 June 12, 2024

Seafood cannoli

When you creampie a rank chickenhead who needs to douche but she so nasty she leave the cream in like a cannoli

Man layoya got a seafood cannoli last night.

Seafood cannoli by 13thGhost February 11, 2026

vertical seafood taco 

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

vertical seafood taco by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

vertical seafood taco 

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

vertical seafood taco by D.Righteous July 25, 2007

Low Country Seafood Boil 

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

Low Country Seafood Boil by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014