Inland Seafood

The name for a woman's vulva.

I ate some great inland seafood last night. Wet and slimy just like an oyster. Smelled great too.

by Seafoodlover January 1, 2012

Seafood Boil

Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024

The other seafood

A vagina

Vagina, the other seafood.

by Key Anareeves November 7, 2010

seafood house

A secret code - sometimes it’s a sign hanging above the garage. Ask your Italian ass father. He migh- know. Probably inappropriate, still unknown.

Neighbor one: “that’s a nice seafood house sign you got there!”

Neighbor two: “you fucking like that???”

by jessmannsucks June 23, 2018

Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.

This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.

by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022

Seafood Hustle

The hustle performed by Arya Stark as she sold oysters, clams, and cockles.

Arya Stark did the seafood hustle. "Oysters, clams, and cockles!" she called.

by dancingmonkey1 June 12, 2024

seafood cappuccino

Facial hair containing vaginal excretions from oral sex.

I prefer eating ass over pussy. If it starts out clean it stays clean. Eat pussy and you'll have a seafood cappuccino on your face within minutes regardless.

by Medusil August 24, 2021