SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.

I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.

by jeremy March 30, 2005

scut monkey

A medical student or resident forced to do mindless work by a supervising physician.

"Dr. Wilson won't let you help with the delivery; he'll just use you as a scut monkey."

by Ron Malzer November 29, 2007

Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.

Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."

by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008

scumtard

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

by scumtard April 24, 2005

angry scuba diver

When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

angry scuba diver

by foxer1321 July 22, 2010

scubay

drunk, crazy, high, or generally inclined to enjoyment.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"

"Gettin' scubay!!!"

by michael the bee April 12, 2008

scumtahd

Worthless retard...

The word 'Scumtard' originated in 2009 by a Sir Smalbert. However, Matt Damon had trouble reading the word in the Bourne 4 movie script and people are now pronouncing it as 'Scum-tahd".

Yo look at Mainthow that scumtahd... I heard he was writing Idiots for Dummies.

by SamueL's February 4, 2009