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scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.
'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'
by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004
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Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
by J-Rym June 14, 2010
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Nut scrapping

cutting your ball hair and keeping the stuff left over, preferably in a box, or suitcase...for those out of town trips.
"man you should see all my nut scrappings!"
by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003
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Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder
I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!
by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014
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