Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.

Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."

by Snoth October 23, 2011

Radio Scanner

A device you can you to listen to many of the public services and has been most commonly used to listen to NASCAR Driver-communications and officials

I used the Radio Scanner to listen to NASCAR communication, turns out Kenny Wallace dropped 10 f-bombs after that bad pit stop.

by Joe C August 26, 2004

Slanker

Can be used as slank or slanker. A slanker is another name for long, saggy, pulsating and veiny penis. It can also be used as a verb, meaning getting fucked or destroyed. Somebody can be slanky, and that is how it is used as an adjective. It can also be inserted into other words to make statements, such as "stop slankin' around and get a job ya lazy slank!," implying that the other person is acting like a slanker. As you can see, slanker is a complex word that must be used with caution and also takes a long time to become a master at.

My slanker is 4 feet long!
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.

by sloker7 June 30, 2011

Scanner Pubes

Specks of dust that show up on a image that was scanned into a computer. Commonly occurs when a dusty flatbed scanner is used to scan film or photographs. Also commonly referred to as just "Pubes".

Can air that flatbed mang, you don't want all those scanner pubes in your in your pics.

by editviewgo January 9, 2010

spankerfanny

spankerfanny is a super hero of sorts. bad girls know him and good girls want to.

sport spanking, otk, good girl go everywhere, but bad girls get spanked, spankerfanny will warm your buns

by Hans Spankerfanny December 23, 2011

Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016

spankerwanking

this is when a girl spanks your balls while you wank, if she uses spanker cream your cock and balls will be replaced by a vagina.

"Hey Aidan, it's time for your spankerwanking!"
"Please no.."
"We made a bet."
"Let me just get the Spanker Cream"
*Slaps the balls again and again*
"What the fuck is happening to my penis and balls!?"
"I love the look on your face!"
*Aidan see that he now has a vagina*
"Wait, I am growing D-Cups!"
"Enjoy the boobs too!"
"Noooo!"

by evencowshateme July 15, 2021