Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

.sanford._

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Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!

by Deimos69 July 18, 2021

sanford middle school

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i <3 sanford middle school
gets fucking shot LMAO

by ottwack November 24, 2024

Sanford

verb: to fumble a joke and blow the punchline before finishing the lead up.

Man, he really Sanforded that when he tried to tell the joke. He told the punch line first and knew he blew it.

by What Didiwright February 19, 2025

Sanford

Handsome, tall, and strong , intelligent, and worldly man. Humble yet proud. Dedicated and involved in what he does. Perfect husband, "I think".

If I had to guess his name, it would be Sanford

by Zer0phawks November 1, 2022