Samoan Steamroll

When a naked big hot large Samoan man belly flops on top of you and you fucking die of an orgasm.

Bro I just got Samoan steamrolled so hard last night.

by CoopyCrisp June 24, 2021

Samoan Splash

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

by PlayThreeAre February 10, 2020

Samoan Drum Solo

When you repeatedly bang your head against a girls ass and then shove your head up it.

I have a migraine this morning from giving Amanda the biggest Samoan Drum Solo.

by 69sixtynine69 December 14, 2010

Samoan Hoagie

When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.

"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"

"What"
"What"

by CMB69 January 16, 2014

samoan carrot

A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.

Bro I need help with my Samoan carrot.

by GrabSss April 3, 2016

Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017

Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands

Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table

by Hydronez October 20, 2017