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Just Kidding Rowling

An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they're bitter that nobody wants to publish their own rubbish. The root of the insult is that J.K. Rowling uses a lot of the plot device deus ex machina (in this case, going back and changing the ending as in reversing time to fix a problem or adding/changing a detail hence "just kidding!"), widely considered a literary cop-out but generally accepted in literature intended for children by all but the most persnickety critics.
Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.

"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"
by Peppermint Swirl March 3, 2009
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J.K. Rowling

Queen of the literary world. Praise her.
J.K. Rowling is the woman who saved my life. I owe her so, so much.
by Potterhead #330203 October 8, 2011
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JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.
Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021
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J.K Rowling

It is a way to end a joke in way to add gay connotation to a prank or the ending of a joke. This can be used in many different ways but the way my friends and i used was to invoke a gay connotation in a sentence. This saying does not mean to offend it only wants to invoke a negative or positive connotation to the name J.K Rowling.
EX; the tip of your head is ugly no the tip of your dick is ugly J.K Rowling.
by realcrazy July 21, 2020
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by the pope October 19, 2003
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J.K Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series and changed millions of lives!
by Undermyfelttippedquill December 27, 2011
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JK Rowling

1. Author of Harry Potter collection
2. Queen
3. God
Jk Rowling is like God on earth
by A random book geek January 16, 2018
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