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fruit roll up 

The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.
I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.
fruit roll up by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.
It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.
Fruit Roll-up by cjewooly November 8, 2010

Guacamole Fruit Roll Up 

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.

fruit roll up 

it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.
YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!
fruit roll up by matt hollywood December 4, 2004

Fruit roll up 

The term for when gay people do a drive by
Hey man I just saw a fruit roll up
Fruit roll up by KodakfAt March 15, 2017

Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.
Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?
Fruit Roll-Up by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018