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THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITICAL SPORTS TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS! 04* & 07* world series titles won with the two biggest roid users and disliked baseball players of all time: David Ortiz & Manny Ramirez

David Ortiz Lied multiple times about not using steroids, even went as far as saying anyone who tested positive should be banned the whole year and even said the biggest reason he did not use steroids was so he wouldnt ruin his son & the image of his father, david ortiz tested positive for steroids/P.E.Ds in 2003/2004, he hit 58 homeruns in his 1st 5 years of his career with the Minnesota Twins, then hit another 240+ in the next 5 years with the boston red sox, with 81 games every year @ fenway park, IF he was a righty it wouldnt be so suspicious, but he a lefty..... he used steroids... then balanty lied & denied using steroids ..@ a press conference on 08/08/09 @ yankee stadium after two crushing defeats to the New York Yankees two days in a row...

Manny Ramirez tested positive for a woman's fertility drug in 2009 only used by males to regain testosterone after years of anabolic steroid use... also tested positive in 2003/2004 & has always sucked and been hated for his antics, and niether him nor david ortiz where fooling anyone....

Red Sox Fans have always been SMUG and quick to bash the New York Yankees and their former steroid users on a daily basis... though their own 04* & 07* world series are the ones that are tainted...

Boston Roid Sox: the biggest hypocrites in sports

The Boston Red Sox: Will Never match the New York Yankees in ANY WAY
The Boston Roid sox most recent two world series titles are tainted due to steroid use by their two most important players, manny ramirez & david ortiz, 2004 world series & 2007 world series

No longer the Red Sox, but are now the Roid Sox

Go Yankees! fuck the roid sox
by YANKEEbomb August 9, 2009
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rods from god

rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.
"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."
by Commander Guinea August 11, 2006
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Bumping Rods

The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.
Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.

Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.
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yank my rods

The chick refused to yank my rods last night
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