a girl who i amazing and sweet. She is crazy and makes crazy sexual jokes that crack you up every time she i hard to get definitely one of a kind.
by billybobjoe2006 May 07, 2018
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River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
by SrShiny August 06, 2020
aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.
by River October 22, 2004
A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them
by Isabel655 November 07, 2016
by Cale Halley October 30, 2003
River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019