A drug meant for people with ADHD/ADD, in order to help them control their hyperactivity and help their attention span. It can also be used as a drug for recreational purposes, but is generally advised not to be because it is dangerous if not used properly.
Doctor to Mother: We will need to put Adam on Ritalin to control his ADD.
Ben: Hey bro, got any Ritalin?
Bill: Why, you got ADHD?
Ben: Nah I need some new drugs to try.
Bill: You better not dude, that shit can mess you up.
Ben: Hey bro, got any Ritalin?
Bill: Why, you got ADHD?
Ben: Nah I need some new drugs to try.
Bill: You better not dude, that shit can mess you up.
by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016
Get the Ritalin mug.A controlled substance prescribed to kids dealing with ADD/ADHD and some people in Adulthood. Some may call it "synthetic speed".
I was up on a 72 hour ritalin binge, I ran out and kept seeing pieces of ritalin on the ground even though it was drywall.
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Get the Ritalin mug.The most beautiful dinosaur to ever exist. Fast, small, and very vicious. Hypnotizes prey with beautiful eyes, and attacks when least expected.
The Ritasaurus came inches away from biting my head off, but i gave it a chocolate covered strawberry and it let me LIVE!!
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Get the Ritasaurus mug.Estranged daughter of Odin, a Rita is the most magestic woman you'll ever lay eyes on. A Rita can often be spotted from a distance due to their wild hair and distinctive sense of style. Ritas are highly intelligent. They are driven by love and passion and are loyal to the bitter end. Rita will always have your back. The coolest Ritas have punk rock running through her veins. Every punk rock scene has a Rita, and everyone wants to be her ffriend Ritas are typically independent thinkers. They live by their own moral code, and have the best sense of humor. But do not ever cross them. These Ritas have zero tolerance for stupidity and will kick your ass without warning.
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Get the Rita mug.electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse
"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
by Alpino August 5, 2012
Get the electronic ritalin mug.Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.
Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes
Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes
Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
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