ripeye

An orifice that has been mangled; obliterated. Looks like someone fell on a weedwacker, and may or may not have enjoyed it. Typically drizzled in feces and/or puss. May also contain jizz, mucus, spit, sweat or dried jizz. Usually refers to an asshole or a vaginal crease.

I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.

by HairyRipeye August 7, 2022

Ripeye

An enlarged mangled orifice that oozes pus and/or expels extreme odor. Usually provoking distaste from the majority of people whom witness it's presence. Typically refers to an anus or a vaginal crease.

It was a muggy Monday morning, the sun had just peaked in the sky. Joe Biden was out drinking some natty lights on his porch, when Donald Trump happened upon a display of Joe's bare ripeye. An eventful sight. The ripeye glistened in sun, moist from a recent outbreak of pus. Donald was scarred for life and needed to seek emotional and physical therapy for the remainder of his dull life.

by HairyRipeye August 9, 2022

Ripley

R: keep your distance or I will startle my reactions when startled are most likely out of my control/I may ask questions
I: I am myself nobody else
Ri: I may wish to redo something
P: plural as in I am a sibling
Allow me to be peaceful
If I ask you to stop, please listen
Rip: sometimes I fart, it's not a crime it's completely normal
When I am allowed to rest I will most likely be peaceful
L: love-which I am

Lalala- sometimes I sing
At times I stutter
E: I have eyes

Y: I can ask questions. I try to understand and be understood

Sometimes I am agreeable to avoid confrontation requiring further questioning.

Ripley is an uncertain little boy.

by Smiles-huh September 5, 2022

Ripley

Ripley is a name. Chris is a name. Every Ripley is an individual just like every Chris is. Names are words. Not all definitions are accurate.

I know this boy named Ripley who is strong and brave.

by Smiles-huh September 5, 2022

Ripley

Probably kind of smart, super loyal, lots of fun when he's well rested and not cranky, good at games, competitive, strong willed

That boy looks strong; he must be a Ripley

by Smiles-huh September 6, 2022

Ripley

so gay its not funny biggest fag in the world no one likes him

look there's Ripley the fag

by to true March 15, 2023

Rielyn

Shes a goofy, but sweet girl that is probably good at basketball! Shes also bad and everyone wants to be her friend.

- "Yo that girl is really good at basketball!!!"
- "Thats Rielyn for ya."

by woofmeowbarkmeow May 25, 2023