Read the room

Verb. read the room (third-person singular simple present reads the room, present participle reading the room, simple past and past participle read the room) (idiomatic) to understand the emotions and thoughts of the people in the room Synonym: read the table

Read the room, James. No one here is interested in talking politics right now.
Read the room Matt .What is everyone doing right now

by NewsINFreehold July 6, 2019

Left on read

When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you

Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......

Friend: you've been left on read homie move on

by ReallyTho? October 28, 2018

left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

by DefinitionDefiner101 October 7, 2016

I-Ready

The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2

"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"

"Why Honey"

"We have I-Ready tomorrow"

"Sure sweetie"

by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 2, 2020

Don Ready

a raging hard one aka boner

i was with this girl last night an she was busted!! i couldnt get my Don Ready

by dizzydz July 7, 2010

hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site

"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013