retronic

being really retro, original, and fly

Man, that look is retronic.

by kjj813 April 13, 2009

I'm gonna use the restroom

It means what it fucking means

My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back

by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017

Reston

A fine town in Virginia that is being destroyed by the liberal douches of Fairfax County who want to ruin people's lives and make Reston a communist enclave. There are so many new buildings that were ordered by brainless Maoists who have lived in Reston for 0-8 years, and the Reston Station is the worst event in Reston history, tied with them building Reston Town Center. Anybody who disagrees clearly knows nothing about Reston and came from somewhere like DC or California.

Person 1: Hey, you know Reston?
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit

by NormalPerson556 November 6, 2017

retronaut

Newspeak for hipster

I'm not a hipster, I'm a retronaut. It's more underground this way.

by bjornmuir June 12, 2011

retronerdgasm

A nerdgasm related to old or obsolete technology that has been updated for the current epoch.

Have you seen the new Commodore 64?

Yes, I had a total retronerdgasm!

by bluematt January 12, 2011

Reston

it is a wonderful name for two hot chicks and one of is hansom and sexy and the other one is so popular and has the best hottest friends in the whole tier world

hey Reston love your name

by Budapest276 September 8, 2022

Restroom Rest-home

Oh man... I've got to go to the bathroom bad! Hurry up!! This ain't no restroom rest-home!

Restroom Rest-home

by poopitorloseit July 16, 2010