Chicken-Replace-inator

A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.

Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!

by 9ifrewhvejvoijvij4b94jpijvwoij April 24, 2024

Replacement girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend

“My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend”

by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

Great Replacement

The process by which a democratic nation's head military officials are deliberately replaced by loyalists.

Ever since our Leader did his Great Replacement, I've been dreading the day we have to go to war!

by Katorea March 19, 2025

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.

Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”

by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023

Replaced

"If God isn't real I get to do whatever I want."

Hym "It doesn't need to be replaced with anything. You need to be made to live in reality.. If YOU need that to cope with reality, then maybe your mental health isn't as solid as you think it is. You want me to listen to you without you having to talk to me. If you're not going to talk to me (directly) I'm not going to listen and if you're going to try and rob me I'm just going to murder a kid, kill myself, and leave you to deal with the aftermath. I don't care if everyone else on the planet is willing to let them get away with trying to do this to me but I won't. Your religion is a lie. You fucked up. You tried to make the weaponized schizophrenia work and it didn't. Let it go. There is no positive outcome with without retribution and reparations."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2024

Replace

No. That's alright.

Hym "No, you don't gotta replace her. Just remove all ancillary statuses. So, Jon Jones you can't fuck my wife anymore. Megyn Kelly ruined it for everybody."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023