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Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.
We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.
by WomanFriend August 30, 2009
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Replacement Girlfriend

A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.
Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.
by Pudgy Monkey March 5, 2024
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.
Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
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Knob and Tube Replacement

A slang reference for a adult store.
I'm looking for recommendations for knob and tube replacement in Toronto. Can anyone help?
by peteywheats March 23, 2021
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy’s girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Drew(drunk calls Lauren): “My girlfriend is asleep so I called you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
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Replacism

Noun

1. Characterized by a strong aversion to one's own ethnic group, often accompanied by a desire to see it supplanted by populations from developing nations.

2. Adhering fervently to leftist, woke, or globalist ideologies that promote such replacement or cultural displacement.
- The politician's use of replacism sparked heated debates about national identity and immigration.

- Critics accused the activist of replacism, claiming their rhetoric undermined their own community's heritage.
by AngloHP July 8, 2025
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Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.
My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.
by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023
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