A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
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No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
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Get the Reckon mug.The term originates from the game that became popular in 2020, "Among Us". When used outside of the game the term has been further extended to mean when someone says or does something that reveals something bad or sinister about themselves unintentionally. The political twitch streamer Hasanabi uses it frequently.
Matt Gaetz: The New York Times is running a story that I traveled with a 17 year old woman. This is verifiably false.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
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