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RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020
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Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021
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reluctant conformist

One who reluctantly decides to adhere to societal or commercial norms in order to further their own , family or associates ends.

One who suppresses their yearning for self determination, freedom or rebellious nature in order to survive .

EG. You may join a government or military department but you will have to conform to a strict code of behavior. In return you get job security , maybe even job satisfaction and a certain societal standing.

Reluctant conformists can sometimes being a prime example of joining a system in order to change it from the inside. Often times the most pathetic way to bring about change.
“I don’t think young Harrison is cut out for a career in this company I don’t feel as though he buys into our systems and methods entirely.”

“…. Yeah - it seems to me that he is struggling within a straight jacket of conformity in his current role – he’s a real reluctant conformist
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reluctant conformist

One who reluctantly decides to adhere to societal or commercial norms in order to further their own , family or associates ends.

One who suppresses their yearning for self determination, freedom or rebellious nature in order to survive or simply gain advantage.

EG. You may join a government or military department but you will have to conform to a strict code of behavior. In return you get job security , regular salary , maybe even job satisfaction and a certain societal standing.

Reluctant conformists can sometimes be a prime example of joining a system in order to change it from the inside. Often times this is the most strategic way to bring about change.

I this case the Rebel , the entrepreneur still lurks beneath the veneer of conformity.

( See also “Intrepeneur” - on who works from within to change a system )
“I don’t think young Harrison is cut out for a career in this company I don’t feel as though he buys into our systems and methods entirely.”

“…. Yeah - it seems to me that he is struggling within a straight jacket of conformity in his current role – he’s a real reluctant conformist
by Caminista March 3, 2022
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Reluctant Awe

Existential dread on paper with quiet resignation that it just happens to be this way.
To watch the fall of humanity from the edge of the dawn of tonight in anticipation of nonody knows what will happen tomorrow with reluctant awe for impermanence, and the cycle of construction and destruction that defines civilizations and the end of an era
by Say_Words November 8, 2025
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anal reluctant

refuses to let anything enter the anus.
My exgirlfriend was anal reluctant, hence she is my ex!!!
by bartown November 28, 2015
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relucktant

Hesitant to just blindly trust in dumb fortune.
Back in da early '90's, I used to hear so much about how telemarketing was da wave of da future in terms of an easy and copious income, but I was always relucktant to "take da plunge", since I knew dat most folks do not appreciate being called at home by folks trying to sell them stuff.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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