sexual release

orgasm; to relieve sexual tension; to feel pleasure from sexual activity;

Frank's fingering gave me some much needed sexual release.

by MJ2dmax November 20, 2013

release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.

1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.

by Mr. Spy August 12, 2007

Relaxogasm

When so relaxed that you let out an involuntary moan or stretch, usually the second you get into a comfy bed or chair.

dude, i was so tired last night the minute i got into my easy-chair i had a monster relaxogasm.

by jordan macdonald December 9, 2008

Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.

Dude, relax your tits. I got this.

by Yoniweb December 8, 2012

release the firehose

To take a piss!

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.

by bragaboy February 14, 2014

Rancho Relaxo

n. A psychological place of mental relaxation.
variant: Rancho: v. To relax

1. I had a hard week of work; I'm going to rancho relaxo tonight.
2. You need to rancho right now!

by mattosbueno December 17, 2008

Pressure Release Valve

Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.

Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?

Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?

Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve

by LessOffensive September 20, 2009