premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

Explosive Ejaculation

A male ejaculation with extreme force and pain.

While i was masturbating, i had an explosive ejaculation.

by wikywhat2 October 20, 2009

ejaculation annihilation

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

by Roberto el Fancypants March 7, 2008

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

ejaculation station

A penis or vagina, depending on the sex of the person.

Arly was getting his ejaculation stations serviced inside of some girl's mouth at a construction site, when he realized that he would rather be in her glute chute.

by crit1caL October 31, 2006

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003