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Retlapse

When you proceed to have sex with three women on a night out
How good was graduation weekend! Managed to secure my first ever retlapse.
by Josh Retter May 25, 2022
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Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
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Reelapsing

Going back to watching Instagram Reels after having quit for a period of time.
Yo dawg you are reelapsing chill”
“Reelapsing get’s 5 big booms. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOM!”
by TheRealShaft January 6, 2025
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Relapse

Relapsing is returning to a former state of mind, or returning to an action, addiction, or someone that is a worse for you as after you’ve been improving. Usually you know this is bad for you, but hard to break.
by Flashbacks March 28, 2025
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relapse

a) eventually starting masturbating again, after having once been able to stop masturbating, b) eventually restarting doing things that you've not done in a while
After a few months of self-control, I faced a relapse and found myself struggling to stick with my commitment to abstain from masturbating.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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False Relapse

"False relapse" is a transpiration of the cerebral nerve forgetting one thing and thus, relating to the former phrase or inculcation. False relapse is a typical error in social media, should it be considered one. People who experience false relapse tend to go into an unbreakable, slight tenacity. False relapse may coincide chronologically or irrationally, which are the two major figments of false relapse. Usually, false relapse is exhibited by postdate text (See e.g. 1).

False relapse is only an occurrence, and it poses no threat. If frequencies of false relapse do appear, however, it is known as, "acute false relapse".
False relapse, postdate: "I like to read books. Books are informative. I like to read books.
False relapse, chronological: "I don't mean to debate, but it seems people tend TO
TO care about money from pseudo-dramatic content than stopping war and keeping tranquil."
False relapse, irrational: " I am twenty "yo" years old." "Your spelling needs improvement, but evermore, your fine." "(Explicit language repeated incoherently)"
by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014
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triple relapse

When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.
(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die
by That.Kidd.Fish August 23, 2021
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