1) ONLY drives pick-up trucks.
2) watches Nascar because it is an all-redneck event.
3) thinks the national flag of the United States is the Confederate flag.
4) a person who votes or runs for the Republican party.
5) think the white race is superior to every other race in the world.
6) thinks the world consists of the USA, Mexico, are water, monsters and evil-doers.
7) has sex with his mother, sister and brother.
8) works in a garage.
9) belongs in the south.
10) a member of the NRA.
11) thinks the United States is a country by and for whites.
12) does not know that white people are of European race.
13) grows a goatee, often with a shaved head.
14) has no knowledge of world events and does not care, aka the average American.
15) anyone who associates with the term all-American.
2) watches Nascar because it is an all-redneck event.
3) thinks the national flag of the United States is the Confederate flag.
4) a person who votes or runs for the Republican party.
5) think the white race is superior to every other race in the world.
6) thinks the world consists of the USA, Mexico, are water, monsters and evil-doers.
7) has sex with his mother, sister and brother.
8) works in a garage.
9) belongs in the south.
10) a member of the NRA.
11) thinks the United States is a country by and for whites.
12) does not know that white people are of European race.
13) grows a goatee, often with a shaved head.
14) has no knowledge of world events and does not care, aka the average American.
15) anyone who associates with the term all-American.
by Bush-basher August 5, 2003
Get the Redneckmug. A white race that blames the blacks, jews, mexicans, and any other race for their trailer park life. They won't even work for minium wage to buy toothpaste to brush their shitty teeths and go to school, quit fucking your own relatives.
Billy Bob, "These dam mexicans come to take all our jobs."
Jose, "Well your lazy ass don't want to wash dishes and make mininum wage."
Billy Bob, " Naw, I graduated from the 6th grade, thats like having a High School diploma."
Jose, "Redneck, I already have a lawn mowing business, have 2 houses, trucks, and get to travel. And you still live in this shitty trailer park."
Jose, "Well your lazy ass don't want to wash dishes and make mininum wage."
Billy Bob, " Naw, I graduated from the 6th grade, thats like having a High School diploma."
Jose, "Redneck, I already have a lawn mowing business, have 2 houses, trucks, and get to travel. And you still live in this shitty trailer park."
by Mz. Gangsta July 25, 2009
Get the Redneckmug. If you frequent the same titty bar more than three times a week because your sister gives the best lapdances in town. You might be a redneck.
by Stairface Chippendale May 23, 2006
Get the Redneckmug. A person who loves beer, shooting animals, marring their relatives, and mostly live in Texas, the south, Washington State, and Oregon. Some of them can be racist and intolerant of other people's traditons and cultures and usually dislike the homosexual lifestyle.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
Get the Redneckmug. A complete idiot usually from the South or Texas. They often have unbearable accents. Sometimes you will see a couple of redneck brothers and it doesn't look like they have a brain between them.
Rednecks like to sit in their living rooms or front porches (which both have furniture, of course.) while drinking beer and complaining about how Mexicans and Blacks seem to be taking over their pathetic little group (meaning only a sixth of the white race.)
They think that they look, think, and live better than everyone else. Rednecks like to think that they know about politics. However, not everyone that voted for George W. Bush is a southern redneck, but many of them were. I am so glad that I neither look, talk, or think like those bastards do.
Rednecks like to sit in their living rooms or front porches (which both have furniture, of course.) while drinking beer and complaining about how Mexicans and Blacks seem to be taking over their pathetic little group (meaning only a sixth of the white race.)
They think that they look, think, and live better than everyone else. Rednecks like to think that they know about politics. However, not everyone that voted for George W. Bush is a southern redneck, but many of them were. I am so glad that I neither look, talk, or think like those bastards do.
I was, unfortunately, sitting beside this redneck at my Daviess County High School auditorium when we had visitors from the New York City Fire Department come to tell us about 9-11. Then the redneck said "Now ah have to listen to his irritating Noo York ahccent." I responded with "Sounds better than a lot of people here." (True Story)
by The Kentucky Yankee August 12, 2004
Get the Redneckmug. by Jocco July 14, 2003
Get the Redneckmug. a redneck is not someone who sleeps with family. a redneck is simply someone who is proud to be a south. The world would be a better place if the south would have won. the Yankees would probably have better raisin and more common sence. Yall shouldn't be fags anyhow b/c God made it to where men should be with WOMEN. not with a queer. Rednecks have more common sence than the northerners. They are also friendlier. I bet that if someone's car breaks down, a redneck may help them b/c they have polite and respectful manners. as for the yankees they wouldn't help anyone. I am proud to be in the south, you aint got that much killin unless its animals. AT least we can understand the words to our music. Yall need to know that there is a difference between REDNECKS, KKK, and WEST VIRGINIA. okay.
by danielle b. October 5, 2004
Get the Redneckmug.