Rectangles

Apparently Patricks favorite snack

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

rcta

Race change to another (fucking stupid and racist and awful) People that think they can "identify" as a different race in the same way that people identify as genders or sexualities.

Joe: I was born white, but I'm RCTA, so I'm actually asian!
Jason: No, you're just stupid and racist actually!

by Hejshshsiebjakakaie October 18, 2022

reCAPTCHA

An arrogant, repetitive captcha system made by Google that makes sure anonymous people on websites aren't robots.

Hey man, have you seen that new thing on sites called reCAPTCHA? It tires our asses off

by Vicky_G October 9, 2017

Rectal Crouton

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005

rectal glaucoma

Just can't see my ass coming into work today.

Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.

by Herb Erber January 14, 2008

rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

Rectal Rambler

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

by AmosOtis February 6, 2009