Robert is very fun and athletic and knows how to have a good time. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. No one can stop talking about him! He steals hearts quickly but doesn't just dump the lucky girl immediately, he stays with her and won't stop liking her through his mistakes. Robert isn't the smartest but is really smart compared to others. Robert is the BEST!

Evangelina: I met Robert last year but he is AWESOME!!!He stole my heart!!!

Robert by Carolina/Spanish Name October 23, 2018

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Robert

(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."

Robert by Amelia K-S November 29, 2007

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Robert

A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten

"Did you hear that Robert was caught chokin his chicken in the library"!?!

Robert by HornyHorton123abc May 5, 2015

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