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Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018
mugGet the Texas Oil Riggermug.

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug.

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021
mugGet the this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggersmug.

Dirty Rigger

A person who will put you in a noose and get on you like a tire swing
"That Dirty Rigger stole my Grandma for some reason"
"Don't look at me, you're a dirty rigger"
by Forever2297 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Riggermug.

The Down-Rigger

The act of taking your partner fishing, only looking for an extra catch. As you are fucking your partner, you catch a fish on the other end of the line. right as you are about to cum, you pull the fish out of the water and shoot your load on the fish. Then proceed to slap your partner across the face with the catch of the day.
Dan, "I took Brittany out fishing yesterday."

Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"

Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"
by Jerry Casper July 1, 2010
mugGet the The Down-Riggermug.

Rigger

A rigger is either the slowest or the fastest member on the team, who is a lazy bum in an endearing way. Typically 3 2 or 1 seat in the sport of rowing, but anyone may be considered a rigger.
Yo Alex stop being a rigger and lock in!
by nonchalfr October 30, 2025
mugGet the Riggermug.

rigger

Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.
by criky July 12, 2022
mugGet the riggermug.

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