The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018
Get the Texas Oil Riggermug. Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
Get the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug. Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021
Get the this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggersmug. by Logan_T May 21, 2023
Get the Riggermug. Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.
by criky July 12, 2022
Get the riggermug. by The Internet Guide November 9, 2020
Get the riggermug. Rigger - Person, which excelled in Oil Rig mastery. Hes using full potential that Oil rig provides to gain adventage and come out victorious out of all possible scenarios he might be brought upon. The level of skill it takes to achive such title, cannot be measured by any metrics. Its given only to chosen once after thorough research, and cannot be taken away.
Are you a professional rigger?
by John blough May 27, 2024
Get the Riggermug.