The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018
Get the Texas Oil Riggermug. Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
Get the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug. Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers
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by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021
Get the this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggersmug. by Forever2297 July 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Riggermug. The act of taking your partner fishing, only looking for an extra catch. As you are fucking your partner, you catch a fish on the other end of the line. right as you are about to cum, you pull the fish out of the water and shoot your load on the fish. Then proceed to slap your partner across the face with the catch of the day.
Dan, "I took Brittany out fishing yesterday."
Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"
Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"
Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"
Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"
by Jerry Casper July 1, 2010
Get the The Down-Riggermug. A rigger is either the slowest or the fastest member on the team, who is a lazy bum in an endearing way. Typically 3 2 or 1 seat in the sport of rowing, but anyone may be considered a rigger.
by nonchalfr October 30, 2025
Get the Riggermug. Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.
by criky July 12, 2022
Get the riggermug.