Replace

No. That's alright.

Hym "No, you don't gotta replace her. Just remove all ancillary statuses. So, Jon Jones you can't fuck my wife anymore. Megyn Kelly ruined it for everybody."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Replacement rival

When you're playing Mario Kart and take out the person in front of you to take the lead, only for another player to show up and claim it out of nowhere.

"I knocked out Yoshi to reach 1st, but then Shy Guy showed up as a replacement rival.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend

“My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”

by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.

Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”

by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy's girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.

Boy (drunk calls replacement girlfriend): "My girlfriend is asleep so I called you."
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”

by Pudgy Monkey December 9, 2023