Urban Dictionary Regret

When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.

Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

Gillette Regret

The moment after shaving your face in which you immediately wish you had not shaved off your facial hair.

As soon as I shaved off my goatee, I suffered from Gillette Regret.

by jtunney December 31, 2010

Donair Regret

The feeling in your mouth the morning after getting super drunk and eatting a late night donair*.

*Sometimes pronounced "Bronair" after eatting a donair with your bros.

"Bro, I've got mad donair regret. We shouldn't have bought those last night.."

by DonairRegret22 October 16, 2011

KFC Regret

KFC Regret is the term used to describe the feeling one has after eating KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken).

One sees a nice looking burger or Popcorn Chicken and thinks that it would be a good idea but once consumed has a feeling that one's gastric tract is lined with grease.

"I thought I would have a big KFC burger but now that I've had it I am having KFC Regret".

by Nidzdotnet September 25, 2009

with regret

The first two words that you see on the email that the editor of an academic journal send you after you submitted a paper to them usually half a year ago.

With regret, I must inform you that, based on the advice received, the Editors have decided that your manuscript cannot be accepted for publication in the Journal of Dipshit.

by Cuntotaler April 22, 2007

Ravioli Regret

The sex act in which one partner wears a chef's hat while the other scats upon a serving tray. Add grated Parmesan to flavor and serve.

Put down the tarp Agnes, it's been a while since we did the Ravioli Regret.

by Ike Diamonds August 5, 2017

Wanker's Regret

The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.

Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.

Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.

Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.

by TimBen86 December 23, 2009