reddit

A website where time comes to die.

Normal guy: Did you see that dog in a banana costume on reddit?

Tired guy: Yeah... I was on reddit for five hourse straight... I've made a grave mistake...

by Sweaty BBC November 13, 2012

Reddit

The only community on the internet (other than Twitter) that will make you feel dirty, bad and morally ashamed for lord knows what. Getting cancelled on Reddit is 10x worse than on Twitter as the downvotes explicitly hammer down on the cancellation, making you all the more visible target for people to cancel you.

After posting a success story on Reddit on how John was able to get loads of Amazon items for free, John immediately got cancelled by the entire community saying that what he was doing was sleazy and morally corrupt. Several attempts to explain the situation proved futile as the hivemind was in full control of his narrative, not John himself. Poor John just wanted to share his success story, but nonetheless got his Reddit account suspended. Too many goody-two-shoes felt like they needed to give John the "justice" he oh-so deserved. In reality, the "justice" made only 0.0000000000000000001% of a difference.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 24, 2021

Reddit

A sad place that is more depressing than Hell.

People who use Reddit are single

by FordTruckfromthe50's August 9, 2021

Reddit

The "I am not like the other girls" of the internet.

Used to be really good 5+ years back until it turned into a large number of socially-handicapped people's attempt at a cool kid's club.

Keanu Reeves is my God
Minecraft good | fortnite bad

Reddit intelligent Instagram sheep
FUCK RACISM (also fuck Asians)
WOMEN LIKE 80% OF ALL 20% MEN ONLY (The reason I can't get laid is not because I'm an unwashed, socially-handicapped cringefuck who thinks being cynical means being intelligent)

Editn: thanks for the gold kind stranger. My first time getting gold. Woohoo! remember to check out all the subs I mod.

by TedMosbyFTW March 22, 2020

Reddit

Content for popular YouTubers who are running out of ideas and want to take advantage of their approval-desperate audience

I am not running out of ideas,

I know you guys love the Reddit video.

by Lolina lolanati July 31, 2020

reddit

The coomer's paradise, the 4channer's fiance, reddit is Los Angeles when it comes to how polluted the air there is to breathe in. It's toxic. It's stupid. It makes you want to take a shotgun to your balls and watch them fucking explode. Say something that even just barely disagrees with the majority opinion and you will be harassed to shit, sometimes sexually.

Reddit is a shithole, my friend got scolded online for having a slightly opposing opinion.

by naothns November 9, 2020

reddit

A user based article submission site populated mainly by former/current users of Digg, 4chan and other user-based social media groups. The content is almost identical but there is a general hipster mentality that Reddit is the coolest of the three and, therefore, the tone of much of the site is very snarky and ego-driven.

Submissions and comments can be voted up or down the page in order of relevance, but this function is used almost solely for the purpose of promoting the opinions that represent the majority view, or simply the most smartass remark.

Reddit Science Submission: Watch this laser gun cook bacon! {vid}

Replies:

MMM BACON!!! (1532 upvotes)

I see your bacon, and raise you a narwhal {pic} (1247 upvotes)

I like bacon too, but this isn't really science. (3468 downvotes)

eww bacon (infinite downvotes)

by reditor March 26, 2010