That’s not recommended

Engineer speak for “Do not fucking do that.”

Frequently in response to a phenomenally dumb question (usually by sales) or an absurdly improbable situation.

Meant to be derisive.

Sales: “What if we put the square peg in the round hole?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

Customer: “What if the lawn mower is still running when I stick my hand in?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

by Telltalehart August 5, 2021

recommanditory

A suggested task that is posed as optional, but failing to do so would not result in your favor.

My boss said working this weekend was up to me. But he gave me that look that said: actually, this is recommanditory.

by Audra M June 18, 2007

Recomment

When you comment your same comment again.

I think I’ll recomment that comment!

by Knotnice September 24, 2020

Peer recomendation

Peer preasure but good.

Hey you should really start on your project, everyone else has already.

Oh I didnt realise that thank you. That was a good use of peer recomendation.

Thank you

by RipBiggieCheeseTheTrueG October 10, 2021

recompenscate

getting what you are actually owed at work

A person is working harder than their compensation, so the employee would "recompenscate" products, office supplies, ie "I had to work swing shifts and the boss didn't give me a raise, so I recompenscated a case of beer from the stock room"

by magnanimouse October 28, 2008

Recomterd

Something that you ask somebody to look up because it is non-existing in any search engine. Go ahead..try.

Fuck theres nothingg on Recomterd ANYWHERE. U suck.

by 101tadpole August 6, 2010

recomandate

When a recommendation becomes a mandate

The boss recomandated the new meeting policies.

by digik9 November 8, 2021