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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile
Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(
by CyteX July 18, 2020
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the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell
by Yilab klof May 22, 2017
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realistic roleplay

Realistic Roleplay is a game on ROBLOX as well as on Discord. However, there's more to it just being a game. It's a Roleplaying environment. People start a Realistic Roleplay. No superpowers, no god-modding, and so on. People commonly chill in RRP (Realistic Roleplay) because fail roleplayers, god modders and meta-gamers get banned 10 times faster than in a super power roleplay. This is often because the Administrators of the server(s) ban fail roleplayers.
Yo, wanna play Realistic Roleplay? Those godmodders annoy the crap out of me.
The admins over at Realistic Roleplay work hard to ban all of those fail roleplayers.
Ain't ya getting tired of those meta-gamers? Let's head over to some real roleplaying game.
by darkline1 September 3, 2017
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realistic fiction

An interesting take on reality with a bunch of made up stuff to go along
Man I loved that realistic Fiction Book!
by DG7777 January 13, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf
I want... to teach me how to do realistate
by Chicherito March 17, 2021
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