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Raped My Childhood

A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.

The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"

"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"

"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"

"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"

"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015
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raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.
1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.
by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008
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Raped by a Beehive

"His back had acne soooo bad it looked like it got raped by a beehive!!
Taking your shirt off during Gym............or........at the beach............or.............the first time with THAT girl! OMG, his back looks like it got raped by a beehive!!!!
by CJ5Guy June 20, 2006
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Raped Togetherness

1. Being with one of your close friends while being raped.
2. Term of togetherness.
1. Morgyn: "I got raped last night."
Keegan: "I know, I was there dumbass. Raped Togetherness. Remember?"

2. Keegan: "Yeah, so last night I went out to go get raped."
Morgyn: "Without me?!? Whatever happened to raped togetherness?"
by Mintosbabe December 24, 2007
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raped by a panda

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)
wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda
by Jrue Starkiller-Esquire January 23, 2009
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raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.
"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"
by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013
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Raped Ape

Apparently working like a raped ape means you are working your ass off. If i were raped by an ape, i sure as shit wouldnt be working, let alone working fast. My husband said this to me today after he told me he had to get the job done 1 hour before quitting time. It was a job that should have taken 3 hours.
I worked like a raped ape to finish before the end of the work day
by Dawscor February 11, 2021
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